Escort Etiquette FAQ

For those new to the industry, who are perhaps seeing an escort for the first time, or for those who have been out of the loop for a while, here are some things that I would prefer you read and understand that I like.

1

What should I expect when I book with an escort?

Expect that you will be thrilled. You won't have to do anything, except if you want to have intercourse. Then some effort might be involved. Just a little bit!

2

Do you have specific protocols?

Yes. If you choose to book with me, you absolutely must confirm by 10am the day of the call. You must also call to confirm and give me your real name(as appealing as "John" may sound) and show me a piece of ID or a reference if you have not seen me before. You must then be there when you say you will be there. If you cannot do these four things, quite frankly, you are not worth my time and I will make other plans. I will also blacklist your number. NB: I never answer private numbers.

3

Should I bring gifts?

Gifts are always welcome. I appreciate fruity red wine, chocolate, jewelry, and gift cards, especially Agent Provocateur vouchers. However, they are not required. All that is required is an open heart, an open mind, and the monetary value of the session.

4

I don't want to feel guilty when we're done. How is being an urban courtesan treating you?

I thrive on professional escorting. It allows me to explore my sexuality in ways I never thought possible. For me, the act of sex is not street prostitution - I have never been on the streets - it is a sacred rite, helping individuals reach their most elevated.

5

Are you clean?

Yes, always. As a matter of fact, studies have been done which show that because the average courtesan is so worried, he/she is less likely to have anything than the average citizen off the street. In a word, yes. Come by and see me!